17 August 2007

Thus Spake Bush or was it God?

Did you ever, even for a split second, harbor the sinful thought, that God had nothing to do with whatever is going on in your life? Especially you who are residents of the Middle East and of the United States? Well as much as I hate to, I will have to repeat what we all know: that God is runnig our lives through Pres Bush, and here the proof, for all you disbelievers:
(I know, I know, we have a lot of those around here too, but thats for another day. Let's be enlightened by one God spokesperson at a time now, shall we?)

So, thus spake Bush (a reminder):

1. I am driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan'. And I did. And then God would tell me 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq'. And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East'. And, by God, I'm gonna do it." Sharm el-Sheikh August 2003.

2. I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job. Statement made during campaign visit to Amish community, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, Jul. 9, 2004

3. I'm also mindful that man should never try to put words in God's mouth. I mean, we should never ascribe natural disasters or anything else to God. We are in no way, shape, or form should a human being, play God. Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2005

4. God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear. Los Angeles, California, Mar. 3, 2004

There are many more, go to Candide's Notebooks for the rest of Bush on God in 50 Quotes

So now we know from whence cometh our tribulations.

9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

People who live in glass houses (especially if they come from the land of 'divine' victories) probably shouldn't throw stones - or to be truly biblical:

And why do you look at the splinter in your brother's eye, and not notice the beam which is in your own eye?

Matthew 7:3

splintered eyes said...

Hey anonymous, your "divine bush" (pun intended) shattered all our glasses with his "holy wars" so we have nothing to worry about when throwing our stones!

Take a closer look at afghanistan, iraq, palestine, Lebanon, just to name a few, or maybe you're suffering from myopia, in that case, put your hands on the screen and by the power of our lord and saviour you are HEALED, HALILUYAH, PRAISE THE LORD.

ali said...

anonymous sara3to rabna be 7ekmetkun wo el 2amsal le 7afzena...ezaz wala batun wala khashab hala2 ekteer enza3agit eno 3am ne7kiii waja3na min bush...wafir wa2tak wo shuflak shi tani...badna en2ul le badna eyah woo enta wo bush shel2u kamin..lan shuf be fer2a ma3o 2aktar 3ala le2zaz

Anonymous said...

Dear Spllintered and Ali,

Bush is neither of me, nor for me. You assume because I criticise that I must be pro-Bush. I guess you have more in common with him than you think, for obviously like him, there are only two choices for you: with you or against you.

And you have the balls to talk to me about myopia.

I stick with what i wrote initially, i think it's more a little pathetic that people who loudly proclaim - or at least back those who loudly proclaim - that god is on their side should take umbrage when someone else does the same. Remove the religion from your own outlooks and speech before you criticise others for doing the same.

Bush, Nasrallah. They're just two faces of the same fucked up coin.

splintered said...

Anon;

you're falling into the same shit you speak against. your logic seems to be: since nasralah and bush are two faces of the same coin, we can not criticize either. and when we do then we must be with the other. review your first comment!

one can criticize bush without being a supporter of ben-laden you know. actually this is how bush and co brainwashed the likes of you. now you dare not criticize bush because you fear being categorized as a supporter of bush's enemies, and when you do, you are compelled to mention all of bush's enemies too, so you can show how objective and politically correct you are. such lack of self esteem and self respect. what a shame.

according to your logic, one cannot tell you how full of shit you are just because there are other faces of the coin, just like you, full of shit too!!

Anonymous said...

well when 23 ton of bomb hit ur head and u come out alife than sure it is GOD:-)

ali said...

anonymous

well feek 3an rabi bayti nizil be beirut and in the south wo jayi et3alimni kif badi fakir ma 7adan 3ambi sanfak cause ma 2esh3ak...

Anonymous said...

So go f*&$k yourselves.

AFP 3/9/07
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070903/wl_mideast_afp/irannuclearpoliticsus_070903084000;_ylt=AvcVGgtLTQzbet.ntJ1kd2aaOrgF

....Ahmadinejad has long expressed pride in his academic prowess....The deeply religious president said his second reason was: "I believe in what God says."

"God says that those who walk in the path of righteousness will be victorious. What reason can you have for believing God will not keep this promise."

Washington has never ruled out taking military action against Tehran, and its tone has sharpened again over the past week with President George W. Bush warning that Iran's nuclear programme could lead to a "nuclear holocaust."

Ahmadinejad said that "God willing" one day he would write his memoirs to put the record straight.

GOD said...

anonymous,
we are under fire here....leave GOD issue and talk about the real subject....

 

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