09 March 2006

A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students

  • The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
  • A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.
  • Clocks will run more quickly during free time.
  • Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.
  • The problem child will be a school board member's son.
  • New students come from schools that do not teach anything.
  • Good students move away.
  • When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: "weirdo" rather than "emotionally disturbed".
Laws of Applied Terror
  1. When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
  2. The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want
  3. Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
  4. The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.
First Law of Final Exams
  • Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
  • Corollary: If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective.
Second Law of Final Exams
  • In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.

Happy Teacher’s Day, and enjoy your break.

More of Murphy’s Laws about teachers and teaching and plenty of other things.

7 Comments:

notorious said...

hahaha, nice, bas 3andi e7sis inno tlet rbe3a latshet la 2ili, man i forgot all abt teachers day, so.... happy teachers day bachir

Anonymous said...

special occasions these days .. happy teachers day 4 whom it concerns it seemed all math n physics. i liked the laws uve mentioned they'r abt 80% tru u seem 2 be so0o understanding;)

Alan said...

Blog-hopped a bit...

Your post's a bit true and a bit funny.

Reminded me of my manic Uni days.

Anonymous said...

lolz happy teachers day bachir
and i liked the laws specially the Second Law of Final Exams hehe lolz

Freedom said...

Nice. :-) Are you a teacher?

bashir said...

Yes freedom, I am.

notorious said...

no freedon he's not, he just comes to class every day, start talkin and never stop, oh and makes our life a living hell on fridays wen he gives us tests

 

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